I am not a "bot"

But sometimes, I can't for the life of me decipher the shaded, twisty, numbers and letters that I am supposed to enter to prove I am a human being when making certain online purchases! Give me a break, Ticketmaster. Your fees are already through the roof. Must I also feel like an old lday at check-out as I squint at my computer screen? Is that an "S"? An "L"? A "1"? Good grief.