Office hijinks, continued

Some woman who uses the ladies' room on my floor, which is shared by several companies, has recently embarked on an interesting pattern of behavior: lining a toilet seat very neatly and very completely in paper towels, which she then leaves behind. Leaving me to have to idea whether she ever sat down on said paper towels. Clearly in either case I am not disposing of them, but she keeps doing this, in the same stall, every day. One of these days I just know I am going to have to use the bathroom, the other stalls will be taken, and then what do I do?! Ick.

Is this thing on?

me: omg
the_venter: ?
me: so my cube is across from two offices. two people who work together on stuff a lot. and right now. they have their doors open. And are on speakerphone WITH EACH OTHER. !?!??! and there's an ECHO.
the_venter: ha
me: i mean, who DOES THIS? the dude is always leaving his door open when on loud conf calls, too. SO ANNOYING.
the_venter: HA
me: they are steps from each other. or like PICK UP THE FREAKING HANDSET

...

me: omg she just awlked over there. AFTER THEY GOT OFF THE PHONE. OMG INSANE
the_venter: wait, just with each other?
me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the_venter: not other people on the call?
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.it's like, another universe. my brain just exploded.