I would really, really appreciate the opportunity to walk directly to the elevator at Saks in order to avail myself of the many, many items currently on sale right now (rescessionary Theory pants, anyone?) without being aggressively and repeatedly asked to sample various cosmetics and perfumes.
I would especially appreciate never having been told, "we can make it all better" by the woman behind the Cellcomset counter. I did not stop to find out what in the world she was talking about, but suspect nothing in my life will be improved by $230 body cream.
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