"Don't Be A Poop-er-trator"!

I really don't know why, but I seem to live on the dog-poopiest block in all of Manhattan. And frankly, it's disgusting. People: if you have a dog, surely you are aware of the requirement to clean up after said dog when you take it out for a walk. Yes, it's gross, and that's one of the main reasons why I've never gotten a dog myself. But once you become the proud parent of a pooch, it becomes your civic duty to remember that nobody wants to dodge their special sidewalk presents on the way to work in the morning. Grab a plastic bag (which I hear are in ample supply at the grocery store) and get it together!