Noise Violations

Hello there, Mr. Car Service Driver Impatiently Waiting For The Light To Turn. Yes, you. I see you there. As you are a man, I imagine you have a hard time understanding that sometimes, I may underestimate the time it will take me to cross an intersection in heels, leaving me in the street rather than safely on the sidewalk when your light turns green. Nevertheless, there is no point in honking. It will not make me move faster. Do you think I want to be in the street when your light turns green? Could I be doing it obliviously, so that your kind honk will return me to awareness and cause me to hustle across the street much faster? The answer, my friend, is an unqualified "No."