Monday, June 9, 2008

There is always another one

This is an important public service announcement! 

In an office building with rows of multiple elevators, it is never actually necessary to rush up to the closing doors of an elevator and sneak your way in. If you press the button and wait a short moment, another elevator will arrive. Really. I promise. This is a particularly important note if you work in an older building, and your dash into the elevator car causes the doors to open all the way back up, and then stumps the doors into pausing a minute or two before closing again. Possibly enabling another sneaker to edge his or her way in and start the process all over again. As 8.56 becomes 8.58 and then 9.02....

Thank you for listening to this message.

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